OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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