if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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