so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The struggles of a small town man whore
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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