Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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