she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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