doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if you like me you must not know who I am
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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