super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
