So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
she told me i tasted like america
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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