I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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