that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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