Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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