Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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