this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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