She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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