She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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