ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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