we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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