I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
And then the night went full on bisexual.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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