The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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