Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
