Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
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We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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