you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
