I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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Goodbee
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
