is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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