stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
no you cant smoke seaweed
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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