Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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