I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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