Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
nutella sex= disaster
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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