If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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