Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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