it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
