He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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