You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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