just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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