How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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