watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Couch. On fire.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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