question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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