Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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