Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I bet he comes in French.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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