Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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