Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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