awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what day is it and did you see me today?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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