You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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