awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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