Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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