You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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