I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Less talking, more tequila
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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