I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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