i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
