I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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