it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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