I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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