I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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