...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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