So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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